Quaker March Madness ’25!

The radioactive smog has lifted to reveal a photo finish for Quaker Madness 2025, with Lucretia Mott winning over Vera Mae Green by ONE VOTE!

This year, we asked you to pick the Quaker who you’d trust most to lead your ragtag group of survivors during the apocalypse (cause unspecified).

Mott will clerk your committee of apocalypse survivors, helping to come to a sense of the meeting around nonviolent resistance to zombies, equity of tuber distribution, and stewardship of the communal bear spray. Her lifetime of advocating for the disenfranchised should more than prepare her.

Thanks to all who participated!